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The definite article

And I’m looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific one, mind, I didn’t just wake up this morning with a craving. New-new-Doctor. We are not of this race. We are not of this earth. Susan and I are...

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Nine hundred years of time and space

Low tech? Grace, this is a type 40 TARDIS, able to take you to any planet in the universe and to any date in that planet’s existence. Temporal physics. I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow. Now,...

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I want to see the universe, not rule it

It seems you have a very large rat Brigadier—maybe you should employ the services of a very large cat? People spend all their time making nice things and then other people come along and break them!...

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The world’s about to end

And I’m looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific one, mind, I didn’t just wake up this morning with a craving. New-new-Doctor. We are not of this race. We are not of this earth. Susan and I are...

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They’re all gone now

Butterfingers. It may be irrational of me, but human beings are my favorite species. Geronimo! Boring. And I hate hotels. When I say run, run. …RUN! You’ve had this place redecorated, haven’t you? Hmm,...

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Always seeing patterns in things

A little gratitude wouldn’t irretrievably damage my ego. One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your...

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Well I’m the Lord of Time

And I’m looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific one, mind, I didn’t just wake up this morning with a craving. New-new-Doctor. We are not of this race. We are not of this earth. Susan and I are...

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I’m absolutely sorted

I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren’t there. I’ll tell you what, then: don’t…step on any butterflies. What have butterflies ever done to you? Jo, look. That’s Skaro. Small though...

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This is a situation that requires tact

Nine hundred years of time and space, and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother. Your species has the most amazing capacity for self-deception, matched only by its ingenuity when trying to...

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Hello world!

Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging! The post Hello world! appeared first on goldicona.

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